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I can see now that these thoughts had roots in my childhood experiences. I was about 16, and felt that somehow what I was feeling could never be acceptable to him. Over time, this and other experiences with friends made it more and more important that I never reveal these feelings.

I went through college with the same feelings, it was a large college, with a LGBT society, but I was too afraid to even take their reading material — what if someone saw me? I also kept meeting girls in college, but never for anything more than one night of drunken, meaningless sex that I felt compelled to have so my friends would see me as straight, never to be followed up by a call or text.

On the one hand unable to conform to the life they want for me, and on the other unable to accept the life that makes me happy. Before long I met a great guy, and fell in love. I almost feel that either case would be as bad as the other. But that ignores all the nuances of those kinds of relationships; they are your safety net, your link to your past, and coming out may be the act of wilfully destroying them, which is a lot to give up. In a way, at this point, I feel as much apprehension at the thought of necessarily coming out, to be happy, as I did unhappiness at the thought of spending my life alone being neither straight nor able to allow myself to be gay.

Whether or not I come out is not really the point to this, but rather, the fact that there are still enormous obstacles to overcome before people are in a position to come out without any fear. You can obtain a copy of the Code, or contact the Council, at www. Please note that TheJournal. For more information on cookies please refer to our cookies policy. News images provided by Press Association and Photocall Ireland unless otherwise stated. Irish sport images provided by Inpho Photography unless otherwise stated.

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Journal Media does not control and is not responsible for the content of external websites. Switch to Mobile Site. Just tell me where l can find this ogre. Everyone says I'm getting down too low Everyone says you've just gotta let it go You just gotta let it go I need some sleep Time to put the old horse down I'm in too deep And the wheels keep spinning round Everyone says you've just gotta let it go Everyone says you've just gotta let it go Dear Knight, I pray that you take this favor as a token of my gratitude.

Dear Diary Sleeping Beauty is having a slumber party tomorrow, but Dad says I can't go. He never lets me out after sunset. Dad says I'm going away for a while. Must be like some finishing school. Mom says that when I'm old enough, my Prince Charming will rescue me from my tower and bring me back to my family, and we'll all live happily ever after. Fiona Charming. Do you suppose we could pretend it never happened and start over Call me Dad. We both acted like ogres. Maybe we just need some time to get to know each other. Excellent idea! A little father-son time?

Shall we say, Face it, Donkey! We're lost. We can't be lost. We followed the King's instructions exactly. You were the one who said not to stop for directions. My one chance to fix things up with Fiona's dad and l end up lost in the woods with you! Don't get huffy!


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Yeah, sure. Now let's go bond with Daddy. Well, well, well, Donkey. What's next? A hug? Hey, Shrek. Donkeys don't purr. What do you think l am, some kind of a Fear me, if you dare! A little cat. He got a piece! Come here, little kitty, kitty. Come on, little kitty. Come here. Come here, little kitty. Get it off! Oh, God. Hold still! You got them. Now, ye ogre, pray for mercy from That is nasty! What should we do with him? Take the sword and neuter him. Give him the Bob Barker treatment. Por favor! My mother, she is sick. And my father lives off the garbage!

The King offered me much in gold and l have a litter of brothers Whoa, whoa, whoa! Fiona's father paid you to do this? The rich King? Well, so much for Dad's royal blessing. Don't feel bad. Almost everybody that meets you wants to kill you. Gee, thanks. Maybe Fiona would've been better off if l were some sort of Prince Charming.

That's what the King said. Shrek, Fiona knows you'd do anything for her. Well, it's not like l wouldn't change if l could. Hold the phone Think of the saddest thing that's ever happened to you! Aw, man, where do l begin? First there was the time that old farmer tried to sell me for some magic beans. Then this fool had a party and he have the guests trying to pin the tail on me. Then they got drunk and start beating me with a stick, going ''Pinata!! No, Donkey! Don't go projecting on me. You little, hairy, litter-licking sack of Is it on? This is Fairy Godmother.

I'm either away from my desk or with a client. But if you come by the office, we'll be glad to make you an appointment. Have a ''happy ever after. Are you up for a little quest, Donkey? That's more like it! Shrek and Donkey, on another whirlwind adventure!

Ain't no stoppin' us now! We're on the move! We've got jackets. On my honor, l am obliged to accompany you until l have saved your life as you have spared me mine. The position of annoying talking animal has already been taken. Let's go, Shrek. Look at him You know, how many cats can wear boots? He's purring! Lighten up.

Lighten up? Look who's telling who to lighten up! They're both festive, aren't they? What do you think, Harold? Yes, yes. Try to at least pretend you're interested in your daughter's wedding ball. Honestly, Lillian, l don't think it matters. How do we know there will even be a ball? Mom, have you seen Shrek? You should ask your father.

Be sure and use small words, dear. He's a little slow this morning. What do you call this dish? That would be the dog's breakfast, Your Majesty. Ah, yes. Very good, then. Carry on, Cedric. Dad, have you seen Shrek? You know, after your little spat last night. You heard that, huh?


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The whole kingdom heard you. You know, you didn't exactly roll out the Welcome Wagon. Well, what did you expect? Look at what he's done to you. Shrek loves me for who l am. Darling, l'm just thinking about what's best for you. Maybe you should do the same.

No, really? Oh, no.

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That's the old Keebler's place. Let's back away slowly. That's the Fairy Godmother's cottage. She's the largest producer of hexes and potions in the whole kingdom. Then why don't we pop in there for a spell? He makes me laugh. The Fairy Godmother. She is not in. Coffee and a Monte Cristo. Yes, Fairy Godmother. Right away. Look, she's not seeing any clients today, OK? That's OK, buddy. We're from the union. The union? We represent the workers in all magical industries, both evil and benign. Oh, right. Are you feeling at all degraded or oppressed? We don't even have dental.

They don't even have dental.

I haven't been in a relationship in 10 years. Will I be single forever?

Okay, we'll just have a look around. By the way. Go right in. A drop of desire. A pinch of passion. And just a hint of Sorry to barge in like this What in Grimm's name are you doing here? Well, it seems that Fiona's not exactly happy. And there's some question as to why that is? Well, let's explore that, shall we? P, P, P Here we are. No ogres! Let's see.

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Snow White. A handsome prince. Oh, no ogres. Sleeping Beauty. Oh, no ogres! Hansel and Gretel? No, no, no, no, no! You see, ogres don't live happily ever after. All right, look, lady! Don't you point Your Monte Cristo and coffee. We were just leaving. Very sorry to have wasted your time, Miss Godmother. Come on, guys. TGlF, eh, buddy? Working hard or hardly working, eh, Mac? Get your fine Corinthian footwear and your cat cheeks out of my face! Man, that stinks! You don't exactly smell like a basket of roses. Already our minds are becoming one. Whoa, whoa. Shrek, this is a bad idea.

Make yourself useful and go keep watch. Puss, do you think you could get to those on top? No problema, boss. Shrek, are you off your nut? Donkey, keep watch. Keep watch? Yeah, l'll keep watch. Try ''handsome. No handsome. How about ''Happily Ever After''? Well, what does it do? Especially us talking ones. That'll have to do.

We've got company. Can we get on with this? Nice catch, Donkey! A good use for your mouth. You spurn my natural emotions You make me feel like dirt and I'm hurt And if I start a commotion I run the risk of losing you and that's worse Ever fallen in love with someone, ever fallen in love In love with someone, ever fallen in love In love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with Ever fallen in love with someone, ever fallen in love In love with someone, ever fallen in love With someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with Fallen in love with Ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love with l don't care whose fault it is.

Just get this place cleaned up! And somebody bring me something deep fried and smothered in chocolate! This isn't a good time, pumpkin. Mama's working. Whoa, what happened here? Where is he, Mom? He will rue the very day he stole my kingdom from me! Oh, put it away, Junior!

She says she's not ready for a relationship. Can I win her over?

You're still going to be king. We'll just have to come up with something smarter. Everything is accounted for, Fairy Godmother, except for one potion. Maximum strength. Hey, man, this don't feel right. My donkey senses are tingling all over. Drop that jug o' voodoo and let's get out of here.

See, you're allergic to that stuff. You'll have a reaction. And if you think that l'll be smearing Vapor Rub over your chest, think again! Boss, just in case there is something wrong with the potion Oh, no, no. That's the best friend's job. Now give me that bottle. How do you feel? You still look like an ass to me. Maybe it doesn't work on donkeys. But l love Fiona more. Shrek, no! Got to be Maybe it's a dud. Or maybe Fiona and l were never meant to be.

What did l tell you? Oh, sweet sister, mother of mercy. Don't worry. Things seem bad because it's dark and rainy and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you. You'll see The sun'll come out Tomorrow Bet your bottom Bet my bottom? Are you all right? Let's shave him. There you are! We missed you at dinner. What is it, darling? And l'm going to set things right. That's my girl. And then we'll go back to the swamp where we belong. Fiona, please! Let's not be rash, darling. You can't go anywhere right now. Look, l told you he was here. Look at him! Look at him. Good morning, sleepyhead.

Good morning! We love your kitty! My head A cute button nose? Thick, wavy locks? Taut, round buttocks? What's your name? Are you from Europe? Get in line. You're a Look at me, Shrek! That's some quality potion. What's in that stuff? Boss, it's very bad. Why is it always midnight? Look, ladies, l already have a true love.

What's better than having him gone for guys' night? Girls' night! By granting him his weekly guys' nights, he can't say a thing about you going out with the gals. You know how he gets. When he hasn't been out in a while aside from work or the occasional grocery run, a man can become quite the miserable being, whose ass is seemingly stitched to the sofa. When things get this bad, getting him out of the house is kind of all that matters. So encouraging guys' night at this point is a no-brainer. Personally, I don't find this to be true at all, but he's the expert! For example, every Wednesday, I go to my buddy's place to chat and play some Mario Kart 64 -- because it's an absolute classic.

She, on the other hand, grabs thai on Fridays with the ladies and gabs about how amazing her boyfriend is I assume. He's gone, you've uncorked a brand new bottle and have settled into some good old Netflix. Instead of hearing your man explain that "a glass of wine" doesn't constitute a glass that's filled to the rim, he will come home to an empty bottle and instead be glad that you had some fun while he was out with the boys.

At least that way we feel less guilty about killing a bottle of wine on a Wednesday. To an insecure girlfriend, she might assume guys' nights consist of heading to the strip club, then going to a seedy rub-and-tug afterward.