What's It All About? Cilla Black. Pamela Stephenson. David Lloyd. Bend It Like Bullard. Jimmy Bullard. Big Sam: My Autobiography. Sam Allardyce. Paul Merton. Jamie Vardy. Young Winstone. Ray Winstone. David Boon's Funniest Sporting Moments. David Boon.
Buy This Book
Where Am I? Teenage Revolution. Alan Davies. Rock Star Babylon. Jon Holmes. Geoff Tibballs. Paolo Hewitt. Under the Microscope. Dave Spikey. Mr Moon Has Left the Stadium. Jeremy Nicholas. Perry Groves. Above Head Height. James Brown. Snippets of Billy Connolly. Dave Farnham. Andrew Collins. Barclay Boy: Season in the Sun Part 1. James Scoltock. Celtic and Me. Dominic Diamond. Jason Allday. Rio Ferdinand. Danny Baker. Richard Benson. The World According to Foggy. Carl Fogarty. Clips of the Week.
Paul Hawksbee. Saint and Greavsie's Funny Old Games. Jimmy Greaves. You Have to Laugh. Peter FitzSimons. Steve Wright. Once in a Blue Moon. Steve Worthington. Cockneys and Cockneyland. John Butler. James Dargan. Henrik, Hairdryers and the Hand of God. Baka-Shinji had to breach her Eva's armor after the Fifth Angel melted it to get her out!
Fond of a Double Entendre
He just had to use the Eva's knife to break through since it was too hard! Not her um The armor! Hard armor! Asuka : "And damn near everything out of your mouth was a huge double entendre! You really Are you screwing with me, First? When you started telling Tanaka about 'Ikari-kun was the first one in Soryu's Entry Plug', she's going to think you're making a joke about us having sex!
And 'he burst into my core' and 'I would like to do it again' makes it sound like baka-Shinji's doing you too! Misato : "Shinji is examining her! He says she has a high temperature! What kind of 'examination' is he giving her now? Misato interrupting her : "Hey, I'm not joking! The food was really excellent, Asuka. You should cook more often. It's one of the best breakfasts I've ever ate! Asuka sarcastically : "Or You never stopped moaning his name while you were sleeping! I want more!!!! That tastes so gooood!!!! Gimme more breakfast!!!
Fond of a Double Entendre on Apple Books
Misato : "Sure. Which leads us right on to the next lesson: How to clean and maintain your weapon. Asuka : "You're making it really hard for me to get in the mood! Kinda advanced for you I've still got this gun Or should I be worrying about your other weapon? You haven't started misfiring with that, do you? Ritsuko: You're three for three Shinji; you really have some nice moves, you know. Shinji: jerking his head towards Misato Yeah that's what she said last night. Shinji: nonchalantly You know, when we were playing that video game last night?
- 50 Shades: Spanked Hard.
- Join Kobo & start eReading today!
- Double Entendre.
- Trey Parker and Matt Stone: The Playboy Interview (Singles Classic) (50 Years of the Playboy Interview);
- The Dixie Benson Gang A Will Cannon Western Adventure Novel;
Deku Tree: I want you inside me. Link: Now to mount Zelda and ride through the night. Yugi: Leave it to Beaver Warrior! Beaver Warrior gets destroyed Joey: Let this be a lesson to you, Yug'. Never, under any circumstances, leave your beaver exposed. Yugi: You're right Joey, my beaver was on full display. Next time I'll take better care of my beaver. Tea: I didn't know Yugi had a beaver. Goku: Well, when I got down here, I ran into some really weird guys. One was really big and muscly, but he went down really easy.
Then these two guys double-teamed me. One of them took it really hard in the back, but the other didn't seem that interested, so he went and brought this really horny guy. George Takei: Oh my Goku: Who's that, King Kai? King Kai: It's George Takei. Somehow we made this into a three-way King Kai Three-way call! Light: First I gotta get my stupid watch open. Aw, there we go Light: Oh I'm just excited we caught Kira is all. Hey look, they're bringing him in right now Light: No, no. I'm okay. I'm just so happy that it hurts. Kinda like a little prick.
Light: After I'm through with you tonight, you'll be able to teach that technique to your girlfriend. If you are still unsure after tonight, we can practice it together in front of her to break the ice. Ron: Harry, are you sure? She's a Slytherin, everyone knows you can't trust them. Then again, everyone knows the Boy-Who-Lived took down eight dragons at the age of six, so what do I know? Sorry about that, knee-jerk reaction from knowing Malfoy. Daphne: Quite understandable, Mr. Any time I spend in his odious presence makes my knee jerk, too. Blanc: to Arfoire, after she stopped Neptune from punching her I may look busy with your girlfriend fisting me here, but I still have another hand ready and waiting.
You were all over me before, do you want me to do you now too? Is that it, Arfoire? Blanc: preparing a finishing attack I hope you didn't think I was going to let you get off before me Now that I've loosened you up a bit, I think it's time for the main event. I can't wait to give Noire all the soppy details about our first time the next time I see her. Blanc: after Neptune stops bantering due to getting Impaled with Extreme Prejudice Looks like your mouth is finally out of things to say. That's okay. I'll put something nice and hard in there next. I don't want you to be left wanting even for a second I guess you did have one use after all.
That felt good. Look at all this blood. I thought your sister was your first, Neptune? It's me? Of course it is. Blanc: after Neptune asks if Blanc will listen to her last words You sure can use that mouth. Don't worry, I'm sure Noire will put it to good use once I give your body to her after I finish with it myself. Now if you bend over all the way like a good girl, I'd be glad to show you what I'd do to Ram for causing all of this.
Blanc: preparing to attack Neptune I don't think I'm going to pull out again like I did earlier. How about I finish inside of you, Neptune? If you don't mind, I think we've had enough foreplay today - you don't mind, do you? Let's start by getting rid of that pointless protection of yours. This will feel much better without it, Neptune. Blanc: after Neptune starts using Blanc's discarded sword You're a really dirty girl, you know that?
Picking up a used sword like that! Do you even know where that's been? You don't care as long as you've got something long and hard in your hands, huh? Blanc: offering not to kill Neptune if she lets Blanc examine her I'll forgive you if you transform back to normal and let me get a good 'hands on' look at you. I'm no Black Void - I can set myself to gentle for first timers.
All you have to do is return to normal, and then close your eyes, lay back, and hold still. Slocombe frequently referred to her pet cat as her "pussy", apparently unaware of how easily her statement could be misinterpreted, such as "It's a wonder I'm here at all, you know. My pussy got soakin' wet. I had to dry it out in front of the fire before I left. Modern U.
One repeated example comes from main character Michael Scott who often deploys the catch-phrase " that's what she said " after another character's innocent statement, to turn it retroactively into a sexual pun. Bawdy double entendres, such as "I'm the kinda girl who works for Paramount by day, and Fox all night", and "I feel like a million tonight—but only one at a time", were the trademark of Mae West , in her early-career vaudeville performances as well as in her later plays and movies. Double entendres are popular in modern movies, as a way to conceal adult humour in a work aimed at general audiences.
The James Bond films are rife with such humour.
For example, in Tomorrow Never Dies , when Bond is disturbed by the telephone while in bed with a Danish girl, he explains to Moneypenny that he is busy "brushing up on a little Danish". Moneypenny responds in kind by pointing out that Bond was known as "a cunning linguist", a play on the word " cunnilingus ". The double entendres of the Bond films were parodied in the Austin Powers series. Double entendres are very common in the titles and lyrics of pop songs, such as " If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me " by The Bellamy Brothers, which is based on an old Groucho Marx quote, where the person being talked to is asked, by one interpretation if they would be offended, and by the other, if they would press their body against the person doing the talking.
In the music video, she appears to be looking for a girl named Amy in a club, but the lyrics can be interpreted phonetically as "All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to F-U-C-K me. During the s, Benny Bell recorded several "party records" that contained double entendre including "Everybody Wants My Fanny" where the lyrics state "Everybody wants to seize my fanny, everybody likes to squeeze my fanny, they do everything to please my fanny, still she loves no one but me", where "Fanny" could be either a girl's name or a slang for someone's backside.
The Finbarr Saunders strip in the British comic Viz is built around double entendres. Donald McGill was the creator of many cartoon seaside postcards which used innuendo. The Blues Blues songs are noted for double entendre. When Bessie Smith sings: "Put a little sugar in my bowl" there is a definite sexual allusion.
Another blues standard is a reference to thoroughbred racing. Jes git in the middle and sway from side to side. Double entendres often arise in the replies given to inquiries. For example, the response to the question "What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? The dual meaning arises in the iteration though from a first-person perspective of the definitions of both terms within the reply "I don't know" defining ignorance , and "I don't care" defining apathy. In the more obvious sense, the reply may simply indicate that the replier neither knows nor cares about what the difference is between the two words.
Another instance of double entendre involves responding to a seemingly innocuous sentence that could have a sexual meaning with the phrase "that's what she said". An example might be if one were to say "It's too big to fit in my mouth" upon being served a large sandwich, someone else could say "That's what she said," as if the statement were a reference to oral sex. The phrase " The African American musical idiom known as the blues often employs double entendre.
The first meaning is usually rather prosaic while the second meaning is risque. For example, Bessie Smith sang: "I want a little sugar in my bowl.